Moronic American student Rusty arranges a student exchange program for his closest friend and him to study in Romania for six months and meet his Internet girlfriend Draguta. He travels with potheads Pete and Wang; Pete's girlfriend Lia and his twin sister Danni; the naive and romantic Newmar and his dippy girlfriend Lynne; the nerd Brady and crook Cliff. His friends actually intend to party. While traveling by train to Razvan, they learn that five hundred years ago, vampire Radu lost his beloved Stephania, whose spirit was trapped in a music box. Radu has kept Stephania's body and has been seeking the music box to bring Stephania back. Meanwhile, one of Radu's minions retrieves the music box but is mortally wounded by the vampire slayer Teodora Van Sloan and he drops the object in a gypsy's basket. Newmar buys the music box and gives it to Lynne. When they arrive at the university...

When his journal of bright ideas is stolen, college freshman Bickford Schmeckler (Fugit) has to blanket the campus in order to locate it.